heliolisk:

skrelp:

us white people are incredible 

too embarrassed to use a fork in asian restaurants? Never fear! Just whip out a clothe pin and stick chopsticks in it! Everyone will still laugh at you but you can brag about how “asian” you are to all your friends for using chopsticks!!

heliolisk:

skrelp:

us white people are incredible 

too embarrassed to use a fork in asian restaurants? Never fear! Just whip out a clothe pin and stick chopsticks in it! Everyone will still laugh at you but you can brag about how “asian” you are to all your friends for using chopsticks!!

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klartie:

dad NO

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squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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howling-lights:

howling-lights:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

sometimes i get mad at australian stereotypes but then i remember that my backyard looks like this

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IM FREAKING OUT THIS IS MY BACKYARD HOW DID YOU GET THIS PICTURE??????

never mind i just found my brother’s blog by accident

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wailordandsavior:

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U DONT KNOW ME OR MY LIFE

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phobias:

my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex

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Album Art

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

saintnoah:

mcstump:

altair:

This Is Halloween - Panic! At The Disco

i’ve never hit reblog so quickly omfg

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ITS JULY

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ArtistPanic! At The Disco
TitleThis Is Halloween
AlbumThe Nightmare Before Christmas (2-Disc Special Edition Soundtrack) - Disc Two: Bonus Tracks

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official-azkaban:

comealongraggedypond:

i hate how they gave sirius prison tattoos in the movies like holy fuck all of the inmates are being kept sedated by dementor-induced depression who the fuck is giving people ink

Dammit dementor jerry is inking them up in the back cells again he has to stop doing this

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sknorrblog:

listoflifehacks:

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ok but imagine a society where all the engineering was done with pool noodles. everything made out of pool noodles. society of pool noodles. 

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